Rosewood Lifestyle

Matching Underwear

If you're a girl ask any guy about how much of a turn off non-matching underwear is.. and if they say its not a turn off than they are just as foolish as you for wearing non-matching underwear..

I mean I don't understand what would possess you as a girl not to wear a bra that match's your panties. Its not like it out your way or it requires an extra effort. Come on its not rock science. Blue bra with blue panty that simple!

As much as you wouldn't wear a green sock with a pink sock- the same logic applies. After all you don't no who might see it. If it doesn't match than simple coordination then- if its poker dots let it be poker dots! No smarties- its very tacky.

Am I being too demanding? maybe I'm just a guy and I don't understand, then let me know whats the deal.

With that said let me congratulate those of you who have been taking the time to coordinate your underwear and making it match- its quite sexy!.

Let me also congratulate those who after reading this saw the light and will wear pink with pink!. And those who still stick to their non-matching; non-coordination guns... Well good luck

Booty Call Agreement

Remember we had the post about Booty Calls from my man Jaz?.. Well I came across this document and I thought I should share it with you. This is a legally binding agreement between the holder and the Booty Call, making sure that all Booty Calls remain booty calls and they go accordingly and successfully.

Be advised to read the fine print and terms and conditions before signing anything though..

Phone Sex

When it comes to phone-sex alot of yol including me be celibit. But
We`ve all done it right? Huh? Right...

Well it takes a certain type of genius to make one come over the
phone, and that genius is YOU...

Its amazing what a lil imagination and the right set of words (No
Don`t Stop) can do.

I mean if your partner can talk the "do" imagine what tricks they got
on lock down...

Uhm..but i still think its a waste of energy and airtime. So NO id b a
awful sport yea.

Maybe it would be alot interesting and tempting if you were to video
call me with the same ideas in mind.

With that i say keep the "sex talk" game alive, keep texting keep video calling

STAY FRESH STAY PHLY....jAz

Friend zone = End of the World

Okay so earlier on in the blog we already had a discussion on this topic - a male-sided one that is - so ladies I am here to ask for your input in this because I am more distraught than confused. When did the 'Friend zone' become a zone to begin with? What happened to mere friends? I feel like I have been in a deep sleep and woke up to a world where male friends mutated into underground sexual predators.

Here I am thinking I genuinely had male best friend and he never imagined me sexually, like I was one of the boys until...a 4 year friendship turned awkward when he tried to kiss me a month ago. I mean, what happened to a guy and a girl being purely platonic? Did men meet a their global annual men's conference and concur to go back to their animal ways again? Why weren't the ladies informed of this? If you did, we'd probably ditch most of you niggers and opt to wash out the 'haterade' from our system between us ladies and actually build proper solid friendships...SERIOUSLY.

After the awkward dumb-finding experience I quickly went to 'my boys' for a post-mortem and they threw comments like "Of course he liked you! Four years and you expect a freakin 'girlfreind'? Nah gal, he wants you." My world shatters to think of how many times I changed in front of him.

I feel betrayed! A male friend is no longer that... he's a predator waiting for the perfect time to tap that...Until I figure this out, I blame this on the World Cup! What do you think?! Hit me up...No guys, I mean let me know what you think. You see?

Break Ups

Honestly I think break ups are just break ups...

But with females that aint the case. With them its always painful,emotional, sad etc etc...

This cycle is vital in this game... Without it alot of people would be single so break-ups help keep us on heavy rotation.

Break-ups are bound to hapen eventually, plus the good thing about them is that sooner or later she`ll come back as a friend or a booty
call...but 85% of the time they`l be booty calls.

As a guy i believe geting an even hotter rebound/replacement girl is the best way 2 move on and make the "EX-GIRL" envy.

So to all o` my niggaz lets mend thier broken hearts and keep the
cycle moving.....

STAY FRESH STAY FLY......jAz

How To Cheat And Never Get Caught

Well when it comes to this you have to be slick, certian rules need to
be followed!
So grab your pads and take notes...

Firstly its all about "GOOD GAME"

The key is to never have two progresive relationships at once. Simply
because the course of events can make one loose focus which is
extremely vital in this game.

Remember not every one can master the art of deciet so you have to
cope under preasure on a daily.

I believe having a no strings attached type of arrangement is safer
for one because it is easily disposable just in case things get to
hard to handle.

Stick to the same routine and Delete All Incriminating Evidence. These
women are nosy...from messages to pictures and call records. Stay focus and cheat as
much as you can.

Take note this works when you aint got the "Cheaters" camera crew following you.

And cheaters who get caught aren't really cheaters...

The Friend Zone

Well no offence but the only "F" word I wanna hear is 'Nigga lets F !...'.

On the real though if there no love or you ain't feeling me why should we be friends?. I mean we as guys want ONE thing and that ain't being "Besties", or a shoulder to cry on.


I feel girls should be able to take care of the Bestie department and give a man some room to breath.


So lets quit making fake friendships and lets all be booty calls, friends with benefits, or whatever you want it to be as long as its gonna be real, then Done!


Remember Real knows Real, and if you want to be just Friends join Facebook ayt? aaaayt!!


Stay Fresh, Stay Fly.. Jaz!

Booty Calls

Booty calls are extremely essential we need them...
Just like Katt Williams needs haters.

The arrangement suits both parties perfectly as long as proper boundaries and limitations are set in place. i mean booty calls are like the SOS of the sex world if you get what i mean.

Nothing beats the feeling of having a number on speed dial that's gonna respond faster than the paramedics do.

And i must say they actually get better every time , and if yours disappoints feel free to trade yea in this game there are no rules so that's allowed.


so to all o` my booty calls keep answering your phones, stay fresh stay fly....