Sep 30, 2010

Mr. Calibre- September W/Rap Up

Its the Month W/Rap Up that makes me look forward to end of the month, and I must say Mr. Calibre than KILLED it again! If you don't like it Log Off Now, but if you dig it feel free to DOWNLOAD it. The download link is at the bottom. Mr. Calibre take it away!




DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/?dyftj407sv2ps84

Sep 29, 2010

Breitling For Bentley Motors











If anything speaks of more sophistication, class and elegance, it has to be a watch but not just any watch- A Breitling!.

I've seen expensive accessories and most of the time (excuse the word play) they lack the visual appeal, they are expensive and not nice visually but Breitling has all its aspects covered. before you even know the history or the price or even the superiority and prestige that comes with owning an item of this brand, you'd probably be attracted to its magnificent size and sheer beauty that never disappoints.

Breitling has different designs for different people and feels, but my personal favourite has to be the Breitling For Bentley design. With the distinctive Knurled Bezel that is a Bentley trademark, the watch does not go unnoticed because of the bold statement it leaves behind.

The beautiful large applied wings logo looks fantastic in the 12 o’clock position, and inside beats a 30 second chronograph which is more accurate than your standard chronos. Subseconds are located at 3 o’clock. Slide rule bezel with inner gear system that allows the watch to be more water resistant white still using the inner bezel and without the inconvenience of using a crown to turn the inner bezel like the IWC Aquatimer and Sinn 903.


And so you know that this is an investment watch it even has a Serial number and model number. Ranging from $7,745.00 up to $26,100.00 you decide which club you want to be a part of. This brings a whole new dimension to the phrase that time is money!.

Sep 28, 2010

Future For All

We interrupt the regular programme to bring you...

Yo beautifull people since we on that charity spirit I would like to ask for your help. There's an organisation called Future For All that needs peoples who are willing to tutor school kids as VOLUNTEERS on Saturdays in Soweto; Johannesburg.

If you are or know of anyone you may be interested to tutor any subject they prefer especially need those Accounting, Maths, Science.
All need to do is send your name and contact details, and times of availability to nomfundodhlaminijvl@hotmail.com and a member of the team will contact you and hopefully workout the best areas for you to help.

The project seeks to help increase the pass rate of students in Soweto by allowing society to help. There will be a number of workshops as well. We want them to be able to go to varsity and survive there or else South Africa might need greater intervention.
They're trying to reach out to as many people as they can to make it work so any help will do. Lets help these kids get A+'s!!!

-Nomfundo

Sep 27, 2010

Lil Wayne: I Am Not A Human Being EP


The Lil Wayne EP just came out today- Lil Wayne's Bday!. You thought just because he's in jail you wouldn't hear from him?.

So as a gift from Wayne to you (the irony) here's his EP. I told you the Nerds will hook you up!

FREE WEEZY!!!

Chuck Norris- Jokes


1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

5. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Dj Black Coffee- 60 Hour Dj'ing Marathon



Yeah you heard right, 60 Hour Dj'ing Marathon!

I have new found respect for this dude who always gives us nothing but hits. Dj Black Coffee was running a charity drive, on behalf of his foundation, were he was dj'ing for 60 Hours- from Thursday night to Sunday Morning, imagine that. It wasn't 60 hours flat- he took a 20 minute break every 4 hours ( but whats 20 minutes in 4 hours anyway).

Yep I was there to witness this record breaking event and I here Guinness World Record was around to monitor the single hand record breaker.
The reason I can't write more on this is because from all the partying I hardly remember what went down other than the fact the it WENT DOWN!

Big Ups to Black Coffee and everybody that was the from Thursday till Sunday!!

Sep 25, 2010

Jeremih - I Like ft. Ludacris

Im sure you been thinking.....

what ever happend to the young kid who gave us the hit track Im a Star and the Notorious... Birthday sex.

YEPP Jeremih, is back and keeping it cooler than ever in his latest single I Like ft Ludacris,

and as always LUDA brings it home.

Sep 23, 2010

Hide And Seek- Felicia Mabuza

If you know South African TV than you know this lady.

I'm not gonna say much cause its really straight forward- This was the 'Oprah' of South African TV... If you don't know who Felicia is than find out who Oprah is and you'll know!

You know the routine by now- Felicia stop Hiding.

Signing Out
Hide And Seek Once A Week

Heritage Day



On the 24th of September it's Heritage Day in South Africa and on that day celebrate and dedicate that day to learning about the different culture that make us a diverse country.
Go out the and celebrate your heritage, learn more about your culture, and the cultures around you. Let our diversities unite us. Wear your traditional cultural outfits in celebration and let us enjoy this Heritage Day in Style!








Lil Wayne- I Am Not A Human Being


LIL WAYNE I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING EP (OFFICIAL COVER & TRACKLIST):

1. GONORRHEA (FEAT. DRAKE)
2. HOLD UP (FEAT. T-STREETS)
3. WITH YOU (FEAT. DRAKE)
4. I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING
5. I’M SINGLE (FEAT. DRAKE)
6. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM (FEAT. NICKI MINAJ)
7. RIGHT ABOVE IT (FEAT. DRAKE)
8. POPULAR (FEAT. LIL TWIST)
9. THAT AIN’T ME (FEAT. JAY SEAN)
10. BILL GATES
11. YM BANGER (FEAT. JAE MILLZ, GUDDA GUDDA & TYGA)
12. YM SALUTE (FEAT. LIL TWIST, LUL CHUCKEE, GUDDA GUDDA, JAE MILLZ & GUDDA GUDDA)

BEING RELEASED 9/27/10, WAYNE’S BIRTHDAY! Be on the look out and stay on the Nerds cause we'll be sure to debut it! Free Weezy!!

The Real Nicki Minaji


This reminds me of Eminem's old songs: "...Many the real Slim Shady please stand up"

I thought I knew Nicki Minaji as that gorgeous lady, pretty face, nicely packaged features, just too perfect. Untill I found out the truth. You know what they say- if something seems too good to be true, it usually is. Everything thats nice about her is not her, its all her surgeons work.

From her face, nose, boobs, ass, basically everything has been created in the lab. She wasn't that bad before surgery, but she wasn't this good either.
Which makes you wonder- would you still love her the same way you do now if she didn't become Barbie? I thought so! I'm sure you'll look at her differently now that you know who she really is..

Have a look at these vidoe's and judge for yourself:


"... So many the real Nicki Minaji please stand up!"

Sep 21, 2010

Phone Sex


When it comes to phone-sex alot of yol including me be celibit. But
We`ve all done it right? Huh? Right...

Well it takes a certain type of genius to make one come over the
phone, and that genius is YOU...

Its amazing what a lil imagination and the right set of words (No
Don`t Stop) can do.

I mean if your partner can talk the "do" imagine what tricks they got
on lock down...

Uhm..but i still think its a waste of energy and airtime. So NO id b a
awful sport yea.

Maybe it would be alot interesting and tempting if you were to video
call me with the same ideas in mind.

With that i say keep the "sex talk" game alive, keep texting keep video calling

STAY FRESH STAY PHLY....jAz

Sep 20, 2010

Live At The VOW FM studio!

Never put Splash, Jess, Mpumi, and FixX in the same studio cause its bound to be crazy! "We bringing the house down!!!" Watch this as evidence if you don't believe me...

"Yo Mamma Whaaat!"


Sep 17, 2010

Hide And Seek- Sisqo

Damn!! this guy has really got us doing some serious seeking cause he's seriously hiding!

The last time we heard anything from this blonde haired guy was more than 5 years ago when he had the hit songs like Thong song and Unleash The Dragon.

Sisoqo has vanished without a trace- we don't know whether he's dead or alive. Dru Hill had one of the most audible sounds thanks to this guy right here.

I wonder how far in the game he would be- would guys like The Dream have even seen the time of day?

Eyo Sisqo F what everybody says, I'm tired of seeking just come out from hiding!!



Signing out
Hide And Seek Once A Week

Sep 16, 2010

Freshlyground barred from Zimbabwe!

Mugabe has done it again!. banned Freshlyground from entering Zimbabwe because of this video. Watch it and tell me if he's justified?!..


Converse

This is the way to kick start spring! theres nothing more to say than just admire and fall inlove...











Sep 14, 2010

MTV VMA Winners


If you were wondering who scooped what at this years MTV VMA's, wonder no more..



MTV VMAs 2010 - Winners List:

Best Female Video: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Male Video: Eminem - ‘Not Afraid’
Best Hip Hop Video: Eminem - ‘Not Afraid’
Best New Artist: Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris - ‘Baby’
Best Collaboration: Lady Gaga featuring BeyoncĂ© - ‘Telephone’
Best Pop Video: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Rock Video: 30 Seconds to Mars - ‘Kings and Queens’
Best Dance Music Video: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Video Of The Year: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Art Direction: Florence + The Machine - ‘Dog Days Are Over’ Best Choreography: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Cinematography: Jay-Z and Alicia Keys - ‘Empire State of Mind’
Best Direction: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Editing: Lady Gaga - ‘Bad Romance’
Best Special Effects: Muse - ‘Uprising’

Sep 13, 2010

Taylor Swift- Song About Kanye West

Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at last year's VMA's. This year's VMA's happened yesterday (12 Sep 2010) and Taylor Swift debut a song about Kanye West called Innocent. Take a listen and tell me what you think...




If you wanna listen to Kanye's performance click... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ipr5J42Am8 ( It has nothing to do with Taylor Swift dow)

Sep 10, 2010

Million Dollar Night Street Party!!


Hide And Seek- Julius Malema

If you know anything about South African politics than you would know this guy. We all love to hate him for his foolishness and silly comments- Julius malema.

Where is Julius?.. Honestly, I miss him, I miss what he has to say, I miss getting agro at what his big mouth had to say. I mean know one can replace him and master the art of ignorance like him, so please Julius stop hidding theres people who want your 'wisdom'.

From "I shall kill for Zuma" to "Bloody Agent" "Tsga tsga rag'" "Shoot the Boere" Nobody can do it better! So Julius stop hidding!

Signing out:
Hide And Seek Once A Week!

Sep 9, 2010

President Of Swagg

For those who didn't know yesterday 8th of September there were Swagg Elections conducted by the Independent Electoral Commission (IEC) at Wits. There were five candidates- and your boy was one of them. Each candidate had a colour representing them and mine was Purple. Campaigned hard and got people to vote for my colour... and guess what? Yep I won by 142 votes.


Phanx to the peeps that voted for the kid and those who were behind the whole campaign, Big Ups to Tanya, Mbali, Mims, Mpho Madiba, Mpho Millan, Bravo, Mpumi, Jessica, Thuli, Ayanda, Tlaleng, Vuyo, Tshia, Khwezi, Joel, Lwanele, Lwazi, Sibongile, Funk, Samu, and everybody else that was pushing hard!!


So as the President Of Swagg I leave you with the words of John F Kennedy- "Do not ask what your president can do for you, but ask what you can do for your president!".

Barack Obama said Yes We Can..
And us as the Swagg Government we say... YES WE SWAGG!

Facebook/Twitter

War of the social networks, which side are you on Facebook or Twitter?...

Well Facebook is slowly becoming the mxit of our days and Twitter the facebook if you know what I mean. Personally I'm a fan of facebook but I'm slowly getting bored of it because EVERYBODY is on Facebook now, is that a good thing?. Its even accessible to kids below 18 and they even adding me as their friend, I mean c'mon!

However it has brought everybody closer and made it easier for us to keep touch and touch base with each other, upload pics, and share crazy moments!

Twitter on the other hand is sooo vain and stalkerish! like people tweet about everything- "I'm in the bath now", "I'm about to sleep", like who really wants to know?! and whats up with just following people without their consent? I must say though Twitter is quite good for up to speed updates!

Is Facebook and Twitter the end of it?. No hard feelings though I really enjoy both netwoks. So do the right thing and add me as a friendon Facebook or follow me on Twitter! lol..

Sep 7, 2010

Siz 'n Scoop- Full Clip Vol. 1

OK let me break it down for you...

There's these two guys- one is Siz the other Scoop.
They have a radio show every Thursday from 10 pm till 12 pm.
They host a show called The Full Clip.
On YFM 99.2

What happens is that they have rappers every week who come and entertain us by debuting their new material (songs); who freestyle; sometimes even battle. Siz 'n Scoop have taken out a 30 track mixtape with the most hottest freestyles and they are giving it away for free!. 30 hot freestyles for FREE!!

You know the Nerds stay hooking you up with the latest- you can simply DOWNLOAD the mixtape on this blog by clicking on the link below. Download and listen to it and let me know what you think of it. Eezy!

Sep 6, 2010

Armand de Brignac- Ace Of Spades


No Cristal, no Courvoisier, no Dom Perignon, no Patron... Cause all I've got is an Ace Of Spades up my sleeve.

This is a Champagne brand produced by Champagne Cattier and I must say they've got a winner with this one, that has replaced all traces of previous champagnes. You look at the sophistication put behind making this brand one of elegance and class. The opaque metallic bottles give it that something special that sparkles and stands out.

Armand de Brignac is also popular amongst rappers, I just hope that they don't wear out the reputation of this bottle like they have with other champagnes. but if you ask me I will tell you that this bottle will withstand the test of time with mega mogul Jay Z behind it- this guy turned his back on Cristal, everybody left it; Now he adopted Armand de Brignac and every music video and song makes reference to it.

A bottle of Armand de Brignac appears in the videos of Fabolous' songs "Make Me Better" and "Baby Don't Go." The 2007 video, Beanie Sigel's "All the Above (feat. R. Kelly)" features the brand in the video and lyrics. The brand's Brut Gold appears in Jamie Foxx's video for "Blame It feat. T-Pain , as well as in Ne-Yo's "Champagne Life" music video. Jay-Z has also included Armand de Brignac in the videos for his songs "Blue Magic", "Roc Boys" and "On To The Next One."

This bottle doesn't come cheap though- $279.00 for the Brut Gold, and $594.99 for the popular 750ml Ros`e. I'm sure the taste speaks for itself.

So the next time you're playing poker ... You know what to do- Take out a Ace Of Spades

Sep 1, 2010

Welcome To September- Welcome To Spring



Lets say goodbye to the winter times and welcome Spring...

Now that August has been W/Rapped Up, Its about high time we put away those jackets, boots, and the leggings need to go!. All we wanna see now is the yellow skin companied by the mini, shades, and flops. (No pumps!).

Now that thats out the way, what you have to expect from the Nerds is nothing less than us keeping you updated and entertained for the rest of September. Music, fashion, downloads!. Oh yeah we have new gear out on the street just keep tuned to the blog for the latest 411

Now enjoy the Spring Day and Keep Eezy!..