Facebook status update generator will help you generate all kinds of status updates, from funny to profound! The first time I tried it out it gave me "indebted to the increase in jaundiced rhomboids".
What the hek does that mean? With that status update you're bound to get alot of comments, 'Likes'? I'm not so sure.
Give it a try and stop "scratching limescale-encrusted toe jam clusters".. Yep that also came from there!
Facebook Status Update Generator: http://facebooking101.com/modules/facebook-status/