Sep 27, 2010

Chuck Norris- Jokes

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

5. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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